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Bankrupt in Panama
Instead of joining forces to combat the evils of the world today, fight racism, sexism, flip off all the homophobes, and such, we instead, decided to form Bankrupt in Panama. Hoping, of course, that through our music, you will be brought peacefully to the *happy place*, where a bright shiny spotlight will fall upon your head and erase all the messed (edited for content) up stuff (also, edited) you believe in. Comprised of Jayme Halbritter on guitar, Jill (jilleo) Bartyzal on the stand-up bass, Nick *jazz fingers* Haas also on guitar, the Doctor Damian D on sampler and melodica, and B (to the motherfucking) T! (BT) on drums, spoken in true first person form, we are in the stages of figuring out what the *heck* we are, so that some day, we can tell you. Most simply, we are an improvised rock/jazz/tripped out/bugged out/stoned out/out out/rocked out/blacked out non-conforming group of *motherfornicators*. We create soundscapes that go beyond the jam, bring you to a climax that could rival your best orgasm, make your mother proud, and your children behave; finally, smoothing it out like melted chocolate licked off every inch of your body. And yes, we

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I sure hope he hasn't joined that pagan cult, the one with all the puppet shows, my boy's so gullible....
~ Jayme's Mother
Hey, when are you guys going to play a song?...
~ Audience Member
So what's the weed sitch like in Panama?...
~ Nick Haas






